- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone !
- Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day !
- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife, upright organ !
- Wife who put husband in dog-house, soon find him in – cat house !
- Wife’s panty, not best thing on earth. But next to best thing on earth !
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no ‘ piece ‘ at night !
- Man with tight trousers, is pressing his luck !
- Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag !
- It take many nails to build crib. But only one screw, to fill it !
- Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on top of desk !
- For wife, hole happy. Whole body happy !
- Married man should wash face in the morning. Neck & mouth at night !
- Don’t drink and park. Accidents cause people !
- Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread legs of woman !
- State of pregnancy exists, when wife takes seriously, something poked in fun !
- Passionate kiss like spider’s web. Soon lead to undoing of fly !
- Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house !
- Man’s wife his better half. His mistress, his better hole !
- It is good for girl to meet boy in park. But, better for boy to park meat in girl !
- Man have more hair on chest than wife. But on hole, wife have more !
- Woman laid in tomb, may soon become mummy !
- Man with athletic finger, make broad jump !
- Man who marries girl with no bust, have right to feel low down !
- Man who fish in other man’s well, often catch crabs !
- Man who sucks nipples, makes clean breast of things !
- Virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick !
- Blow job, like army. Closer to discharge, better it feels !
- Woman who dance without bra, make believe ballroom !
- Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed !
- Never argue with a woman, when she’s tired, or well rested !
- If you want a committed man, look in mental hospital !
- Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills !
- Man who pulls on woman’s bra-strap, may get bust in mouth !
- Girl’s best asset, is her lie ‘ ability !