A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.
What’s your name? he asked her.
Carmen, she replied.
That’s a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?
Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen.
Why did you do that? he asked.
Well, she explained, I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What’s your name?
Beerpussy, the man replied.