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Blind Cowboy in Blonde Bar

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him say, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind Cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…’

Name Of Penis

One day after a long days work a man walks into a bar. He realizes that it’s a gay bar, but decided to stay anyway.

The bartender approaches and says what’s the name of your penis.
The man replies, “I’m not like that, I just want a drink,”
The bartender says, “I can’t serve you until you give the name of your penis. For example the name of my penis is Nike, for the slogan just do it. I’ll come back in a few minutes.”
So the man thinks and turns to the man on his left and asks him the name of his penis.
The man replies, “It’s Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”
The man then turns to his right and asks him. He replies “It’s Ford. Have you driven a ford lately?”
The man thinks and then calls the bartender over.
“I got a name, it’s Secret”
Why is it secret, asked the bartender?
The man says “it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman”