Zodiac Sign and Characteristics

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontaneous. No one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as****.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party. Sexy.Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally (sometimes both) Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at fucking . Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Always Horny. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Loud. Caring. Smart. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Passionate.

SCORPIO
Sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Good kisser. not one to mess with. always get hat they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous. Horny. High sex appeal. Rare to find. Good when found. Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out. Trustworthy

Cow Was On Heat

Little boy didn’t go to school one day.

The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull”.
“How disgusting,” said the teacher? “I’m sure your father could have done that.”
“No ma’am, he couldn’t have. It has to be the bull.”

I Am Lesbian

Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a Lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a Lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I AM ALSO LESBIAN.

Young Girl Married 70 Year Old

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”