Men are born between a woman’s legs and
spend the rest of their lives trying
to get back in them. Why?
Because there’s no place like home!
Brilliant Medicine for Sore Throat
One day in office two ladies…
First Lady: Hi, you don’t look very well today.
Second Lady: No. I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell.
First Lady: I know a brilliant medicine for your throat. Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody blow job and the next day, I’m as right as rain.
Second Lady: OK, thanks.
Next Day…
First Lady: Hi, Are you better today?
Second Lady: I’m fine. You’re idea was great!!
Second Lady: Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea !!!
Ek Roti
Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi: babuji ek roti milegi?
Andar se aawaz aye: Biwi ghar pe nahi hai.
Bhakhri: chumma nahi manga tha sale roti to tu bhi de sakta
30 Goliyan
Lady to Doctor: Mere pati mujhse ROMANCE nahi karte..
Doctor: ye lo 30 goliyan, 1 goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat Romance kiya..
agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob josh se romance kiya..
teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di..
3 din baad,
Doctor ne lady ke bete se uski maa ka haal poocha.
Beta bola: Maa mar gayi, Chachi & mausi hospital me hain, kaam wali bhag gayi, Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case thok diya hai,
Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai, Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke pichhe bhag rahe hain… 😛 😀
New Couple Marriage Life
New couple kept having sex 24 x 7.
They became weak but didn’t stop.
They consulted a Doctor.
Doctor said: Have sex only one those days which have “R” in it.
Example: Thu’R’sday, F’R’iday, Satu’R’day, (Couple agreed) – on Monday husband askes his wife Darling whats the day today?
Wife gives a naughty smile & says: Somva’R’ (Monday in Hindi).
Lesson: If there is a will then there is a way.