Vo Din

Larki : Un dino kafi darr lagta tha
Nachna,
Gana,
Khailna,
Koodna,

uff…  Bahar jana.

Geele pan ka darr……
Phir Mjhe mila bus Rs 25/- mein

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Ek dafa phr teri soch ko salam

Best Moments of Life

People spend alot of Money Buying Clothes
But the Best Moments of Life are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!

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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking??  😉

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’

‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, ‘What are you celebrating?’

‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’

‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’

‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, ‘What a coincidence!’

Hand is revealed

Sambha: Sardar Thakur ka kya karna hai?
Gabbar: Kuch nahi uska haat kaat do aur roz 3 Blue Film dikhao,
woh khud tadap tadap ke mar jaye ga 😀