Man asks his doctor, “Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?”
The doctor replied:
“Yes. The first 3 months will be just like normal the next three months you should do it like dog and the last three months you should do it like tiger.”
The man replies:
“Tiger? I don’t know that method.”
The doctor explains :
“Like Tiger Woods. Sleep with other women.”
Janam hote hi dudh ki bottle.
Thoda bada hote hi pepsi ki bottle.
Jawani me beer ki bottle.
Uske bad whisky ki bottle
Liver fail hua to Glucose ki bottle
Operation hua to khoon ki bottle
Mar gaya to ganga jal ki bottle
Ek baar pakro to
Zindgi bhar ka sath deti hai BOTTLE HI BOTTLE…
Girls collage k bahar chaatwala
1st Girl:” bhaiya chaat
2nd Girl:” bhaiya pahle meri chaat..
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3rd Girl:” nai bhaiya phle meri chaat nai to mera period shuru Ho jayega… 🙂 🙂
A man walks up to the front desk in a hotel lobby, he hears something in the background, and suddenly turns around and ends up elbowing a beautiful woman in the breast, very apologetic.
Man says: “I’m terribly sorry ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you’ll forgive me…”
The woman says: “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221!!!”
He said to me … “I don’t understand, why you wear a bra. You have nothing to put, in it ! ”
I said to him … “You wear pants. Don’t you ? ”
He said to me … “Shall we try, swapping positions, tonight ? ”
I said to him … “That is a great idea ! You cook and I will sit in front of the TV, doing nothing ! ”
He said to me … “What did you do, with all the grocery money, that I gave you ? ”
I said to him … “Turn sideways, in front of the mirror and look at yourself ! ”
He said to me … “Why don’t you blink, during my foreplay on you, in the bed ? ”
I said to him … “I don’t get enough time, to blink ! ”
He said to me … “Does this house need me, to change a roll of toilet paper ? ”
I said to him … “I don’t know. It has never happened ! ”
He said to me … “Am I not sensitive, caring good looking ? ”
I said to him … “Such men, usually have boy-friends ! ”
He said to me … “All wives, usually know, where their husbands are at nights ”
I said to him … “Only widows ! ”
He said to me … “Why are you heavier, than beautiful single women ? ”
I said to him … “Beautiful single women, come home from work, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. I come home from work, see whats on the bed and go to the fridge !!! “