One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.
The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
“Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”
Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? The boy’s hand.
Yesterday’s news: A blond jogging at the park was rapped.
Today’s news: Hundreds of blonds are jogging at the park!!
Girl to Mom: When I see the neighbor’s son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don’t wear the bra, his pant would tighten.
One evening, a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devote they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t know her well enough.”
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will chase your mum.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”
Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.”
Mother fainted!
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: “You must demand cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.
A girl tells her mom that she is going out to have some french fries.
She went out and had sex with a boy for an hour and came back home.
Mother: “And how was were the fries?”
Girl: “Nice!!”
Mother: “I can see that, the mayonnaise is dripping out of your mouth.”