Little Johnny goes to school one day and his dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money.

The teacher said, “I can handle it.” Well later that day Johnny’s dad gets a call from the teacher. “I think I’ve cured Johnny’s betting problem,” said the teacher.

“How?” asked Johnny’s dad.

“Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass. I took him to the teachers lounge and showed him there wasn’t one there. And I took his ten bucks.”

“Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through.”