A new recruit joins the French foreign legion, after 6 months he is desperate for sex. He asked an old member, “What do you do for Sex around here?”

The man replied, “We use Doris.”

“Who’s Doris?” The man replied, “Camel in stable.” The new recruiter said, “Yuk I’m not that desperate.”

After a year, he can’t take it any more. He walks to the stable, grabs a stool and starts humping the Camel. In walks an Old member and looks disgusted. “Uh you pervert, we use Doris to ride to the Brothel!”