A couple on their honeymoon is just about to make love when the girl says. I have something to admit, “I am a little bit flat.” She takes off her shirt and he says I love you just the way you are.
Then he says, I also have a confession and he points to his organ and says I am kind of built like a baby down here.
She says ok I guess I can live with that.
So he takes off his pants and she faints.
When she finally comes too she says I thought you were built like a baby. He says, “YEAH 9LBS 21 INCHES”