A guy had to choose a wife from 3 girls.
He gave each sum money to test them.
1st got a makover to look good. The man got impressed.
2nd bought clothes for the guy and told him it’s he who is prime for her. He liked her also.
3rd invested the money and made profit and gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose…
The guy simply chose the girl with
The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!
Wife says to husband:
Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out… but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed…
the garden…
toilet faucet… &
the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…
Husband: I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife: What do u think I am??
McDonalds???
Give me a condom. I’m going to my gf’s house for dinner.
Then he says “Give me to more.
My gf’s sis is a bomb ‘n her mom is still hot.
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head ‘n starts praying.
10 min ‘n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend: I never knew you are so religious.
Boy: I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
Fasting Is Good For Health.
Teacher ne Bio student se pucha : Bache itne shararti kyun hote hain..?
Student : Sir jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai unse aap aur kya umeed rakh sakte ho … 😉