Little boy didn’t go to school one day.
The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull”.
“How disgusting,” said the teacher? “I’m sure your father could have done that.”
“No ma’am, he couldn’t have. It has to be the bull.”
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a Lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a Lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I AM ALSO LESBIAN.
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Three Feelings
What is the diference between Stress, Tension & Panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both r pregnant
Two men went to a Call-Girl.
1st went in and came out n said:
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out and said:
“You are right your wife is much better.”