Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’

‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’

This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, ‘What are you celebrating?’

‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my Gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’

‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’

‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, ‘What a coincidence!’

Men

Men are born between a woman’s legs and
spend the rest of their lives trying
to get back in them. Why?
Because there’s no place like home!

Brilliant Medicine for Sore Throat

One day in office two ladies…

First Lady: Hi, you don’t look very well today.
Second Lady: No. I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell.
First Lady: I know a brilliant medicine for your throat.  Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody blow job and the next day, I’m as right as rain.
Second Lady: OK, thanks.
Next Day…

First Lady: Hi, Are you better today?
Second Lady: I’m fine. You’re idea was great!!
Second Lady: Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea !!!

30 Goliyan

Lady to Doctor: Mere pati mujhse ROMANCE nahi karte..
Doctor: ye lo 30 goliyan, 1 goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat Romance kiya..
agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob josh se romance kiya..
teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di..

3 din baad,
Doctor ne lady ke bete se uski maa ka haal poocha.
Beta bola: Maa mar gayi, Chachi & mausi hospital me hain, kaam wali bhag gayi, Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case thok diya hai,
Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai, Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke pichhe bhag rahe hain… 😛 😀

New Couple Marriage Life

New couple kept having sex 24 x 7.
They became weak but didn’t stop.
They consulted a Doctor.

Doctor said: Have sex only one those days which have “R” in it.
Example: Thu’R’sday, F’R’iday, Satu’R’day, (Couple agreed) – on Monday husband askes his wife Darling whats the day today?
Wife gives a naughty smile & says: Somva’R’ (Monday in Hindi).

Lesson: If there is a will then there is a way.