slack or not?

Three girls are sitting on stools at a bar. The 3 of them are arguing on who is the slackest.

The first one says: “My boyfriend can put his whole fist in my pussy!!!”
The second one says: “Oh ya? Well my boyfriend can put his whole head in my pussy!”

The two of them then look at the third one, waiting for her to reply.

She then looks at them and says: “Oops! There goes the stool!!!”

Patient and Student – Nurse

A male patient is lying in bed In the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his Mouth and nose, Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a Partial sponge bath.
Nurse,’ he mumbles, from behind the mask ‘Are my Testicles black?’
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies ‘I don’t know,Sir. I’m only here to wash Your upper body.’

He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, are my Testicles black?’
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
She overcomes her Embarrassment and sheepishly Pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his Penis in one hand and his Testicles in the other,
Lifting and moving them Around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, ‘No sir, they aren’t and I assure you, there’s nothing wrong With them, Sir !!’
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, Smiles at her and Says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was Wonderful, but listen Very, very closely…..

‘ A r e – m y – t e s t – r e s u l t s -b a c k ?’

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