One day in office two ladies…
First Lady: Hi, you don’t look very well today.
Second Lady: No. I’ve got a bit of a sore throat and it hurts like hell.
First Lady: I know a brilliant medicine for your throat. Every time I get one, I give my husband a bloody blow job and the next day, I’m as right as rain.
Second Lady: OK, thanks.
Next Day…
First Lady: Hi, Are you better today?
Second Lady: I’m fine. You’re idea was great!!
Second Lady: Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea !!!
New couple kept having sex 24 x 7.
They became weak but didn’t stop.
They consulted a Doctor.
Doctor said: Have sex only one those days which have “R” in it.
Example: Thu’R’sday, F’R’iday, Satu’R’day, (Couple agreed) – on Monday husband askes his wife Darling whats the day today?
Wife gives a naughty smile & says: Somva’R’ (Monday in Hindi).
Lesson: If there is a will then there is a way.
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Wife says to husband:
Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out… but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed…
the garden…
toilet faucet… &
the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…
Husband: I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife: What do u think I am??
McDonalds???
A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri, from Texas.
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas, it cost them $2000 per year!
When they arrived in Missouri, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: ‘$39.’
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Missouri to insure it, because it cost him $2000 in Texas!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,
‘Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39…
You just have to know how to describe it!!!’