A female employee went to speak to her boss.
She told him “Well, since every female employees is suing you for sexual harassment, and you never sexually harassed me;
I am going to sue you for discrimination.”
Category Archives: General
Definition and Explanation
BREASTS
Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
DEFINITION OF BLOWJOB
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must’ve guessed by now that someone’s taking your ass
EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma’am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of “burning love”?
A: It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.
SHOCK
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
Final Examination
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
Is Porn Good for You?
Despite the countless studies claiming that porn is bad for your brain and your relationships, there are just as many studies saying that porn does not cause irrevocable harm to the brain or your sex life. In fact, it’s probably good for you.
As for the old chestnut that too much porn viewing can lead to addiction The consensus is still pretty split on that one, but some sex researchers believe it’s important to differentiate between an addiction and a compulsion, in the same vein as compulsive nail-biting.
People who say pornography is an addiction, they tend to come from the addiction community and not always the field of mental health or sexuality. Continue reading
Impotency Problem
A young man with an impotency problem consults with a doctor. After several visits and nothing happening the doctor sends him to a hypnotist. The hypnotist puts the young man under and after giving him instructions awakens him. The hypnotist tells him when he says the magical words; one, two, three, he will have an erection. The young man asks him how to make the erection go down. The hypnotist says just say one, two, three, four and it will subside. There is just one side effect and that is you won’t be able to get an erection again for at least ten months. The young guy immediately goes to a bar and picks up a stunning young woman and they proceed to a hotel where he gets the very best suite for Rs 20000.00 a night and orders in champagne at Rs 15000.00 a bottle.
They proceed to get undressed and the excited young man says the magic words “one, two three. “Immediately he has an enormous erection, which the girl admires and asks him “why did you say one, two, three for?”