Girls collage k bahar chaatwala

1st Girl:” bhaiya chaat

2nd Girl:” bhaiya pahle meri chaat..
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3rd Girl:” nai bhaiya phle meri chaat nai to mera period shuru Ho jayega… 🙂 🙂

A man walks up to the front desk in a hotel lobby, he hears something in the background, and suddenly turns around and ends up elbowing a beautiful woman in the breast, very apologetic.

Man says: “I’m terribly sorry ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you’ll forgive me…”

The woman says: “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221!!!”

10. Come on, who’s gonna find out?
9. I promise you wont choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I’m a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight.”

The woman says, “So do I. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. “Eeew!, What was your cave like” asked the other ant.

“It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky” replied the ant. “So how was your cave ?”.

“Well” he said, “It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me.”