Business is like Boobs.
It Bounces up and down.
Time is liike an Ass Hole
What passes out doesn’t come back.
Life is Like a Pussy Hole
It’s filled with Pleasure & Pain.
But Friendship is like Sex,
Life has no meaning without it.
Business is like Boobs.
It Bounces up and down.
Time is liike an Ass Hole
What passes out doesn’t come back.
Life is Like a Pussy Hole
It’s filled with Pleasure & Pain.
But Friendship is like Sex,
Life has no meaning without it.
The wife got up early in the morning and shouted; Hey, Banta, the cat has again drunk the milk.
Banta shouted back; “I have told you to wear a Bra while sleeping!”
My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now its just a full time job
To find the fucking thing!
It used to be Embarrassing
The way it would behave,
for every single morning
it would stand & watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head
& watch me tie my shoes!
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!