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Some facts of life…

A bit naughty, but who cares? We are all grown up.

  1. Success is like pregnancy.
    Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
  2. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
    What the Fuck! And What a Fuck!
  3. People having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome.
    So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
  4. Life is like a dick,
    Sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
  5. Practical thought:
    A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes.
    A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life…
  6. According To William Sexfear — A Drunk Guy Is A Liability,
    But A Drunk woman is an asset
  7. Boy and girl help each other to undress before sex.
    How ever after sex they always dress on their own.Moral: In life no one helps you once you are fucked.
  8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her tummy and say congratulations.
    But none of them come and touch the man’s Dick and say good job.Moral: Hard work is never appreciated only result matters.

Calorie Burning Tips

  • REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent….12 Calories
    Without her consent….2187 Calories
  • OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands….8 Calories
    With one hand….12 Calories
    With your teeth….485 Calories
  • PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection….6 Calories
    Without an erection….3315 Calories
  • POSITIONS:
    Missionary….1 2 Calories
    69 lying down….78 Calories
    69 standing up….812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow….216 Calories
    Doggy Style….326 Calories
    Italian chandelier…. 2912 Calories
  • ORGASMS:
    Real….11 2 Calories
    Fake….1315 Calories
  • POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging…. ….18 Calories
    Getting up immediately…. ….36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately….816 Calories
  • GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
    20-29 years….36 Calories
    30-39 years….80 Calories
    40-49 years….124 Calories
    50-59 years….1972 Calories
    60-69 years….7916 Calories
    70 and over….Results are still pending.
  • DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly….32 Calories
    In a hurry…. ….98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door….5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door….13,521 Calories

Golf – The Games People Play !

Two women were playing golf.

One tee’d off and watched in horror, as her golf ball, headed directly towards four men, playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologize.

She said anxiously to him … ” Please allow me to help. I am a Physiotherapist. I know I could relieve your pain, if you would allow me ”

The man replied in pain … ” Oh, no ! I shall be all right. I should be fine, in a few minutes ”

But he was clearly still in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. The woman persisted on helping him.

Finally, he allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side. She loosened his pants. She put her hand under his brief. She cupped his testicles very gently and started soothingly massaging them. She continued doing so, for almost 2-3 minutes. The man shut his eyes and was obviously enjoying the massage !

Finally, continuing to massage his testicles, she asked him, ” How does that feel ? ”

The man replied … ” Ma’am, this feels like heaven ! I am thoroughly enjoying your hands on my testicles. But I am still a bit worried that, maybe I may have broken my thumb !!! “

Importance of the BRA

Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA..

Q: Striped BRA?      zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA? BRA hmin!
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie’s Bra? BRAd pit…
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: punctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra?  GhaBRAahat!!!!
Q: Room full of  BRA’s? LiBRAry
Q: alchohlic bra? BRAndy.
Q: surname bra? ChhaBRA
Q: Country bra? BRAzil
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole world? ABRAham Lincoln!

AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!How “BRAinless”…

Happy bra day.. 🙂

5 Funny Facts of Life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can’t buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!