A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which gender is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”

The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.

She lifts her dress, drops her knickers, and yells, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!

There was a robbery at a bank and there was a pregnant lady who got shot in the stomach 3 times.

After the robbery she went to the doctor and asked Doctor will my triplets be okay?! The doctor says yes but in 15 years the bullets will come out.

FIFTEEN YEARS LATER

A 15 year old runs up to his mum and says, “Mum I was pooping and a bullet clinked the side of the toilet.” The mother is confused at first then remembers and tells him the story.

Later that day another child goes up to mum and says, “Mum! I was peeing and a bullet came out!” So the mother tells the story.

The 3rd child comes up very slowly with his head bent down and the mum says, “Lemme guess you were pooping and a bullet came out?”

He replies, “No I was masturbating and I shot the dog…”

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. Continue reading →

The chairman of the Mathematics Department at the college sent the following email to his wife:

Dear Helen, You know that you are 54 yrs old and are no longer able to satisfy all of my needs. By the time you read this I will be off to meet my 18-year-old intern at the Holiday Inn. I’m sure you understand and agree that my needs are important. I will try to be home before midnight.

Well after reading the message, she immediately sent the following reply: Continue reading →

He found a saleslady, and told her, ‘I would like a Bengali bra for my wife, size 34 B.’

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, ‘What kind of bra ?’

He repeated ‘A Bengali bra.
She said to tell you that she wanted a Bengali bra, and that you would know what she means.’
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