Calorie Burning Tips

• REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
  With her consent….12 Calories
  Without her consent….2187 Calories
• OPENING HER BRA:
  With both hands….8 Calories
  With one hand….12 Calories
  With your teeth….485 Calories
• PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
  With an erection….6 Calories
  Without an erection….3315 Calories
• POSITIONS:
  Missionary….1 2 Calories
  69 lying down….78 Calories
  69 standing up….812 Calories
  Wheelbarrow….216 Calories
  Doggy Style….326 Calories
  Italian chandelier…. 2912 Calories
• ORGASMS:
  Real….11 2 Calories
  Fake….1315 Calories
• POST ORGASM:
  Lying in bed hugging…. ….18 Calories
  Getting up immediately…. ….36 Calories
  Explaining why you got out of bed immediately….816 Calories
• GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
  20-29 years….36 Calories
  30-39 years….80 Calories
  40-49 years….124 Calories
  50-59 years….1972 Calories
  60-69 years….7916 Calories
  70 and over….Results are still pending.
• DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
  Calmly….32 Calories
  In a hurry…. ….98 Calories
  With her father knocking at the door….5218 Calories
  With your wife knocking at the door….13,521 Calories