Little Santa and Banta are camping.
Santa had to take a pee and a snake bit him. He screams, “I’ve been bitten, run to a doctor to see what to do”.
Little Banta runs to a doctor and the doctor says you got to suck the venom out and then spit.
Little Banta runs back and asks Santa:” were is the bite? Santa says on my penis, what did the doctor say?.
Banta replies “the doctor said your going to die”.