A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of tequila. The bartender serves him his drinks and watches as the man drinks the first shot, spits it out and says “man that boy sure can drive!” the man continues to do this with the other 9 shots repeating over and over “man that boy sure can drive!”

The bartender, getting a little pissed that the man was wasting his drinks, ask the man why he is spitting all his tequila on the floor.
The man replies. Well my friend and me were driving down this little 2-lane road. We were going about 50 mph and we look behind us and there is a big ass semi coming behind us at like 80 mph. and I turned to my friend, who was driving, and said.

Man if you can get us out of this one I will suck your dick.