Wife says to husband:

Wife: Come help with the garden.
Husband: What do u think I am?a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet.
Husband: What do u think I am?a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle.
Husband: What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out… but when he came back,
he saw that everything is fixed…
the garden…
toilet faucet… &
the door handle.

He asked his wife who had done it?

The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…

Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…

Husband: I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!

Wife: What do u think I am??

McDonalds???