Many people cannot decide which is cheaper – purchasing or leasing.

We’d like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of Foolish men.

Purchasing
The math’s on the Paul McCartney – Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million

In divorce settlement.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him paying her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather…

Leasing
On the other hand,
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s favorite hooker, Kristen, Charged him $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen…

So, had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.

For Eliot, t
His represents a $41.7 million saving!.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of The Leasing option are;

• a (real) 22 year old, replaceable with the ‘latest model’ without problem.
• no need for coaxing / pleading / begging for sex.
• never a headache.
• happily agrees to all technical & acrobatic requests.
• no complaining about coming home late.
• no Honey – please do this lists

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?…

Now that you know…given a choice, what would you rather do?…

Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE…
IF IT FLIE​S, FUCKS, OR FLOATS…RENT IT