First, the Lord made man
in the Garden of Eden
Then he said to himself,
“There’s something he’s needing'”

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
kept messing around and
created a girl.

God named this creation
‘Woman’
and he gave her – –

Two beautiful legs,
so long and so tender.
A beautiful waist
so slim and so slender.

Two lovely hips to
increase his desire,
rounded and firm
to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts,
so full and so proud.
Commanding his eyes
as she whips it around.

Two lovely arms
just waiting to bless you,
with two loving hands
to soothe and caress you

Soft cascading hair
hung down over her shoulder,
with two dreamy eyes
to make him grow bolder.

Two beautiful lips so warm
and inviting.
God knew that the man
would find it exciting

She was made for a man
to make his heart sing.

Then he added vocal chords
and ruined the whole funkin’ thing…