A young man doing a market survey, knocked on a door. He was greeted by a voluptuous young woman, with three small children running around her.

Young Man: “Good afternoon, Ma’am. I am doing a small market survey, on usage of Vaseline. Have you ever used the product ? ”

Young voluptuous lady; ” Oh yes. My husband and I, use it almost every night ! ”

Young Man: ” Ma’am, if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for ? ”

Young voluptuous lady:  ” We use it for sex ! ”

The surveyor, was taken aback with her frank answer !

Young Man: ” Ma’am, that is indeed a straight answer. Usually people lie to me. They claim that, they either use it on their child’s bicycle chain, or, to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex ? ”

Young voluptuous lady … ” No. I don’t mind telling you at all. Every night, we apply the Vaseline to ….

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The door knob of our bed-room, so that, our children cant open the door and walk in, when we are at it !