A husband wife, were sitting at home, watching a T.V. Program about human psychology, which was explaining the phenomenon of “Mixed Emotions”

The husband asked his wife, “Do you really believe in this nonsense?”
She replied, “Yes, I do!”
He responded, “What crap! This is all bull-shit ! I bet that, you cant tell me anything, which will make me happy sad, at the same time !”
She replied, ” Do you know that, out of your 4 best friends, Jake, Tom, John Richard, you have the biggest penis ?”