A man walks up to the front desk in a hotel lobby, he hears something in the background, and suddenly turns around and ends up elbowing a beautiful woman in the breast, very apologetic.

Man says: “I’m terribly sorry ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you’ll forgive me…”

The woman says: “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221!!!”