Lady to Doctor: Mere pati mujhse ROMANCE nahi karte..
Doctor: ye lo 30 goliyan, 1 goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat Romance kiya..
agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne khoob josh se romance kiya..
teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di..

3 din baad,
Doctor ne lady ke bete se uski maa ka haal poocha.
Beta bola: Maa mar gayi, Chachi & mausi hospital me hain, kaam wali bhag gayi, Pados wali aunty ne papa pe rape case thok diya hai,
Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukh raha hai, Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipa hai,
Aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke pichhe bhag rahe hain… 😛 😀