- Look at the size of his putter.
- Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
- You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
- After 18 holes I can barely walk.
- My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
- Lift your head and spread your legs.
- You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
- Just turn your back and drop it.
- Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
- Damn, I missed the hole again.
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